I am an English teacher in China and want examples of slang and common usage language. I have looked at some of the answers to similar questions but most seem to be of a very simple and overtly sexual nature. There must be more varied ways of introducing yourself to a woman than "Get your coat you've pulled" This is a language question so be kind and try to keep your language to what might be found in a dictionary. Slang is good but too much swearing isn't
2006-09-17 18:10:40 · 15 answers · asked by xpatgary 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
becky ms quality. will u marry me
2006-09-19 14:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best was when a fellow had arranged to meet me for a tutoring session and I had given him a description over the phone. When we met at the college he greeted me and said, "You forgot to tell me you were beautiful!"
The worst I've heard was "Hey mama, you got a hamburger to go with that shake?" followed by "shake it but don't break it, it's already cracked."
Overtly sexual, yes, that's why they're the worst...
2006-09-18 00:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chat up lines in england are hilarious.
They are so awful and most are of a sexual nature I am afraid.
-Aren't you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.
-If the alphabet was to be rearranged I would put U and I together.
-Is that a ladder on your tights or a stairway to heaven?
-Can I have your number, I seem to have lost mine?
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
-We should do it after my crabs clear up.... or now if you have time.
-do you use windex on your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?
-how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?
-if I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
-Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
-I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
-There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
-You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
-Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
-Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
-Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
-Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
-I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
-I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
-Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
puuure cheese I think....enjoy :)
2006-09-17 18:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by becky_ms 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
The 2st time I met my husband, he came up to me and said " Don't look so sad, Bambi's mother didn't really die!" I fell over laughing, we are now married and been married 6 years.
2006-09-17 20:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by pinkbabi 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you have any Irish in you? No, would you like some?
You have the prettiest pair of shoulders I have ever seen on a woman, do you mind if I kiss one please?
2006-09-20 04:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a loverly smile you have.........they're the nicest eyes I've ever seen...........Do you need a hand getting your bags onto the train
2006-09-21 00:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch?
2006-09-17 18:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Charley G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2006-09-18 18:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Gone 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you mean like cheesy pickup lines?
if you do mean that, then try this:
is that a keg in your pants? cos i'd sure like to tap that ***.
2006-09-17 18:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by caffeinated052 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
best line I can think of:
"you remind me of my second wife"
to which she will say: how many times have you been married?
to which he can say: I'm still married to my first wife
2006-09-17 21:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by ceogero 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋