The Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
2006-09-17 18:02:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't make them up, i try to steal the best and pass them along...LOL
2006-09-17 19:33:43 · update #1
Oh true lol ♥
2006-09-17 18:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit the nail on the head with that one! LOL! Nobody has said it quite like that before, and unfortunately I have to agree!!
2006-09-18 01:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH SO TRUE!! Thats great! Did you come up with it or did you hear it somewhere else?!
Either way that was great!
2006-09-18 02:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by **ELLE** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman has so many moods, but the man, only 3, .....refresh your memory to find other moods of the man..........
A good poem.......I would say and real too.......
2006-09-18 03:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it...the first part sounds like lyrics to a song......
good though, and we men are such cases!
2006-09-18 01:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2006-09-18 01:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The facts - LOL
2006-09-18 01:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True!
2006-09-18 01:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right on dudes!!!
keep on the tracks....
2006-09-18 01:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and true
2006-09-18 01:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋