Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
They enter heaven, there are ducks all over the place, although they try their best to avoid them, the 1st guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen and chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this lady."
The next day, same happens with the 2nd guy he also chained with an extremely ugly woman.
The 3rd guy has observed all this and manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen: a curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
2006-09-17 17:36:44 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was Fantastic!!! AWESOME!!! I love Ducks!!! Put more on here like this!!! Especially about DUCKS!!!
2006-09-18 03:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah, I could go for that.
I haven't stepped on a duck, yet, so maybe there is still hope for me!
2006-09-18 05:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i've heard it someone told this a couple of weeks ago have a good day â¥
2006-09-18 00:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess sooner or later eveyone will be chained! lol
2006-09-18 00:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah...good 1 Morning to u have a great week.....
2006-09-18 00:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quack quack quack...
duck your heads here comes the ducks....lol!
2006-09-18 00:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good morning to you to great one
2006-09-18 08:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. that is really funny
2006-09-18 01:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by smarti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-18 00:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by LaTasha A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....tq for the laugh. really need it today
2006-09-18 01:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jasmine Ird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋