funny, sincere, romantic, let us share them all.
2006-09-17 17:35:33 · 11 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
a few.......
Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
May the saddest day of your future be no worse
Than the happiest day of your past.
May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.
The hole is more honorable than the patch.
Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.
A friend's eye is a good mirror.
Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat.
It is not a secret if it is known by three people.
May you live as long as you want,
And never want as long as you live.
2006-09-17 18:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by steelmadison 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At my sister's wedding, I say some nice things, then closed it off with a toast to a baby in May(she was married in August)! It had everyone laughing hysreically, including my sister, and it was a perfect, funny way to end the toast! Not awkward at all.
2006-09-18 00:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by DJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's to the breezes
that blows through the treezes
past the kneezes
and up the chimeezes
to that little thing that teases, pleases and causes diseases
but boy is it good.
Toast made by a late friend of mine at a gathering several years ago.
2006-09-18 08:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by kveldulfgondlir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, i thought you ment like bread...
when i was a little girl, she used to make little toast with a sourdough loaf and put butter and sugar sprinkles... thats totally the best toast
2006-09-18 00:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
French toast sounds real good right now!!
2006-09-18 00:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To drinking, women, and all other objects in the world.
2006-09-18 00:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by God 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
english: here's to you & here's to me, friends for all eternity
and if you ever f**k with me, then f**k you, & here's to me!!
spanish: a cojer y a mamar, porque el mundo se va a acabar!! OR p'ariba, p'abajo, p'al centro, y p'adentro!!
2006-09-18 01:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by snoopybeagle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at a wedding....
May your life be filled with laughter,
May your house be filled with children
May your bed be filled with passion
And your hearts filled with God's love!
2006-09-18 00:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by renee_kovach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to those that wish us well, those that don't can go to hell.
2006-09-18 00:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Hash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why you so concerned about something so lame as a toast? i aint never had no toast
2006-09-18 00:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋