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yes, this is a possibility

2006-09-17 17:13:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

yea, its in our image...were a bunch of rats (attitude) just look at pop culture.

so, maybe he made us in this image spiritually...

physically, he made us like the monkey because a ratty monkey would have more powers to be ratty instead of a small rodent like a rat.

2006-09-17 17:17:46 · update #1

and yes, I got it from south park

2006-09-17 17:18:18 · update #2

think about it, were ratty gangsta monkeys...

we love hogging girls asses while we dance..its the ratty way...we like the gangsta arabian ratty style..

think about arabs and jews...the most "rat-like" species of us all

were endowed as being the "chosen race" why--because they most resemble the "rattiness" of god.

I know I'm right. I am so right man.

2006-09-17 17:21:25 · update #3

were ratty...ratty bitches...getting our *** punded...I love it.

except...when we get to ratty...god has to put forth the "commandments" which gets us straight...because if we are too ratty...we cannot exist..

so God put for the commandments so we can be less like him in order to exist in generations to come...so that we can keep on being ratty...and being in god's image..

Its the godlike way..

rattiness does not = evil..

Its just like gansta = cool.

its cool.

rattiness is cool.

its really a battle between cool and the uncool.

If we are too cool and gansta, we have too many babies, destroy too much property and get too much money, which causes bubbles to burst...

this is thy "uncool"

so we must be ratty, but not too ratty, this is the "cool" allowing us to reproduce and maintain status quo until new generation can arrive and be ratty...otherwise the new generation could never be ratty and please God.

This is the ratty way...and I love it.

2006-09-17 17:25:45 · update #4

13 answers

Yet another classic example of a ridiculous question posed to the mindset of the questioner.

2006-09-17 17:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 0 1

That would be one form he has. I hope that I would recognize him but I have a hard time seeing even the beauty of nature in a rat, let alone any other bit of divine nature.

2006-09-17 17:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0 1

No, not a possibility. We were created in the image of God. I might not be a great beauty, but I am no rat.

2006-09-17 17:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by chris 5 · 0 1

Hahaha! I'm sure the Christians would all probably commit mass suicide and the rest of us could get on with our lives.

2006-09-17 17:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sebastian 2 · 0 0

you got this from South Park didnt you?

I'd be scared if he was a rat.

2006-09-17 17:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mariaish 2 · 0 0

No its not Father made us in His image

2006-09-17 17:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by jas3tm 3 · 0 1

No, God is NOT Larry Flynt!

2006-09-17 17:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It would just confirm what I already believe.

2006-09-17 17:17:48 · answer #8 · answered by ... 6 · 0 0

exactly what he said, he made us like him, if you were a rat who would you rather eat, hu what it aint about eating well to bad i want cheese

2006-09-17 17:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by enano 4 · 0 1

Pikachu I chose you!

2006-09-17 17:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by : ) 6 · 0 0

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