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Jesus commanded Lazarus to come forth and recieve eternal life. But what would he have won if he came fifth?

2006-09-17 16:08:50 · 8 answers · asked by Rabbi Yohanneh 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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A brand new, state of the art mule and cart. Thanks for playing, and we'll see you next time on,"Raising the Dead with Jesus."

2006-09-17 16:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Billy W 3 · 2 1

For informed serious answers to your inquires of Christianity seek an answer from a pastor or priest. Your question suggests you are attempting to challenge or even defame your perceived knowledge of a Christian belief. You should at least drop the Rabbi pretense and come out with the truth of why you are in fear of a belief system, from which the country that so much appreciates your presence, was founded on.

2006-09-17 16:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by interficio_pravus 2 · 0 0

did you spend all night thinking this one up?

the answer is nothing, if Lazarus decided to do his own thing (coming fifth) instead of obeying Jesus and coming forth

2006-09-17 16:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by SETFREEBYJESUS 4 · 0 1

Go ask Horus. He was the one who originally raised Lasarus from the dead (only back then , they called him el-Osirus, which is phonetically almost identical to Lazarus).

2006-09-17 16:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 2

Be applauded as a miracle worker as fifths weren't around then. Wine came in jugs, measured by hins I believe. You rabbi, would now about hins, hint hint.

2006-09-17 16:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 0 1

A toaster oven and a gift certificate to J.C. Penney.

2006-09-17 16:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by ABD 1 · 0 1

That's kinda funny.

No prize for fifth.

2006-09-17 17:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by smiley1.3939 1 · 0 0

Maybe it would have cost him an arm and a leg

2006-09-17 16:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy 3 · 0 1

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