in the car is to cliche to take best answer
2006-09-17 14:51:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On the operating table, when the surgeon is just about to cauterize your hemorrhoids with an electric-arc instrument. This has actually happened to some people (not me). You can just imagine what happens. That's why they tell you not to eat anything the day before.
2006-09-17 16:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my daughter and my brother make fun of me because
i carry frebreeze and windex in my car ( i can't help it i'm a clean freak) but anyway while i was in the store they decided to have a fart contest IN my car. They were laughing there hind ends off when i got back to the car and told me about it omg i started spraying frebreeze put all the windows and the top down over freaking out i admit because it was december.but i got so mad. the madder i got the more they laughed.yes farts do make them crack (no pun intended) up.
2006-09-17 22:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the middle of a very important job interview.
On a first date while meeting the parents.
While being interrogated by the police.
During the middle of a big meeting.
At a wedding when the preacher asks "Does,anyone have any objections to this marriage?" "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
2006-09-18 01:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Into a grocery store paging system phone. Especially one that plays music where the music stops when they page.
2006-09-17 21:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by Skepticalist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a public swimming pool
2006-09-18 00:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a crowded elevator as the door is closing. Then look around, smiling, and say "Excuse me."
2006-09-17 21:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In church. Since people there are all about making an appearance, this bursts the bubble.
2006-09-17 21:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a resturant on a date that would be funny.
2006-09-17 22:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥BlackBarbie™♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the canned beans at the supermarket. Then say, "Whoa, better cut back on these babies!"
2006-09-17 21:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mother in law's house.
2006-09-17 21:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋