Care Bears...Care Bears stare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-18 10:23:41
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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No, God is NOT a "man" as we describe ourselves to be males. However God requires anyone who produces "life" to be called males. And as creator of all living things, this would make him the ultimate male. God teaches equality in the bible no matter what other people think. He made woman out of mans side just to prove this point, so that she would not be "over or under the man." But be his equal in marriage. However, as Men are made in God's image and women are made in men's, man is placed on the hierachy higher than women, spiritually, however this IS NOT to abuse women but to protect them. Women are still of equal value and for the most part if it were not for women there probably would NOT have been an early Christianity of any extent.
Its just that God considers the "life (or sperm)" to come from the male, while "the form" (the womb and gestation) is a female thing.
So its not about whether God has a penis or not, he doesn't being a purely spiritual being, but the fact that man and thus woman were produced in "his image." Having a thirst for knowledge and truth, and with his order to reproduce and fill the earth. Anything else was a corruption of God's gift.
2006-09-17 21:50:03
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answer #2
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answered by AdamKadmon 7
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Good question. I think it proves that he has a sick sense of humor. To wit: As you pointed out, man has the cajones on the outside, where they can easily be kicked, punched, shot, whatever. Elephants, on the other hand, have the nads on the inside, and they can't even kick, punch, shoot, etc. Matter of fact, they might like to have 'em on the outside so they could be fondled with that dextrous and gentle trunk. Ergo, God is a seriously deranged guy.
2006-09-17 21:52:16
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answered by southeastside 2
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I think the question has been lost on one or two ppl, the only reason i can think of is he likes them groped in moments of intimacy, on the other hand maybe woman made god and put our gems on the outside as a way of control, after all its the first place a woman attacks.
2006-09-17 23:44:23
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answer #4
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answered by jonibobs 2
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Mary the wife of Joseph was Mother of Jesus Christ -the Son of Man (Jesus is the son of God ). The Godshead= God the Father-Jesus the Son and Holy Spirit which equates to the Trinity.
Five Mary's listed in New Testament so it's possible that someone was speaking of another mary.
2006-09-17 21:49:10
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answer #5
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answered by cork 7
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lol. In your line of thinking God would most definatly be a Man. Woman get cramps, saggy boobs( tender as well), more body fat, and labor pain. That is much worse than your tender testies!
God actually has no sexual orentation. Although some religions also believe in a heavenly mother too, that would make God a Man.
2006-09-17 21:46:30
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answer #6
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answered by momof2borninmarch 3
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The testicles are on the outside because, for some weird evolutionary reason I don't understand, sperm has to be stored at slightly lower than body temperature, because it makes it more efficient. Evolution clearly has a bit of catching up to do.
And btw, there is no god.
2006-09-17 21:48:08
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answered by Anonymous
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God is definatly a man... hello?!! child birth?! like a woman would put another woman through that?!
Its like wossername said in that film wissitcalled.... 'every man thinks they are god but this one just happens to be right...'
2006-09-17 21:48:09
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answer #8
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answered by chickL 3
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I'm the wrong person to ask, lol. I believe in like a plethora of Gods and Goddesses. The main creator deities are both male and female though.
2006-09-17 21:43:36
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answer #9
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answered by Ana 5
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Just the people need a picture... but i think it's just a energy... something special... not a guy that tells people things... is just a thing... a special thing who make life, happiness and sadness, white and black, good and evil... the things that make the world "the world"
2006-09-17 21:50:12
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answer #10
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answered by Mauricio P 2
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Instead of asking a bunch of people on the Internet to explain God's design, isn't it smarter to ask the source?
2006-09-17 21:43:28
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answered by Bad Cosmo 4
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