God keeps jumping out from corners and scaring me and yelling in my ear at night. It really is bothersome. i've asked him to stop but he keeps doing it and he knows he can scare me everytime. I try to tell him to stop but he just raspberries in my face. Why does he keep doing this?
2006-09-17 14:39:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Get the Holy Ghost. then He will stop.
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2006-09-17 14:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If this is really your experience, then I encourage you to go see a clergy person or a psychotherapist to get some help moving beyond this issue. If you are simply razzing the participants, then I encourage you to read a book on comedy writing. This is a decent start, but you need to work on your delivery.
2006-09-17 14:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not God. It is the immagination of a insecure person. Thank God what ever is doing this only rasberries you face. It would be awful, if this dream would throw spoiled tomatoes in your face. Stop using mushrooms, they cause hallucination. What ever you are doing in drugs, please stop. Do Not Use Drugs. I will pray for you.
2006-09-17 14:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got some advice--stop smoking pot and do something productive in your life. Trust me, God will start playing Monopoly with you instead of scaring you.
2006-09-17 14:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's not god, Elmo. That's an alien human hybrid. Scully and I have investigated many cases, exactly as you describe it.
2006-09-17 14:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's GOD. He likes to play with us. Why do you think he put us on this earth to reside next to satan and when we are born we have disabilities. he laughs at us. he tries to see how his little puppets cope. God, if there is one, lol, is a satanist!!!
2006-09-17 14:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe getting off the juice would be of benefit.
2006-09-17 14:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by mrcricket1932 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not God. It may be the Devil, disgused. Say this: "In the name of Jesus, I rebuke the spirit of the Devil."
2006-09-17 14:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by monica80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let the psychotropics detox from your system brother.. it will stop
2006-09-17 14:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by TimeWastersInc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i personally trulydon't believe your "hank" is God
2006-09-17 14:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋