I am starting a new religion that will be free off crazies like those fanatics that bow to the east or some fat cat that sits in Italy and says I decree that it is okay to touch alter boys etc. You know what I mean... It will be based on me Raymond you will worship me and for doing so and being faithful you will get what you deserve.
Hot babes will be mine and only mine and the rest of them you know the uglies and the guys will need to send me money and lots of it and serve me faithfully.
Just think though a religion that is free from some nut case who comes out of a cave after smoking a reefer or some guy who also must have been high claims to walk on water.. Wanna join???
2006-09-17 14:10:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm already a member actually.I'm still waiting to see my benefits. Can you tell me when they should start rolling in? I already sent you the money...
2006-09-17 16:23:26 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you think about it, say you start this religion. OK! Now just because you don't have the insanity right away doesn't mean that it won't happen after your death.. Think about Christianity for a second... At one point Christians weren't killing each other or anyone else... however at some point it happens in all religions, man is not intelligent enough to do anything correctly, you will be misquoted and everything will go wrong and people will die in your name... This is all the advice I can offer you right now, but just so you know nothing is free of insanity.
2006-09-17 21:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Mad Reverend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its sounded good until you said there are no nutcases you are a nutcase. When you go to loonie bin and you meet the guy who thinks he is napoleon. He really thinks he is sane and the rest of the world is nuts. HE really does from the bottom of his meglamaniacal little heart. We all know who is nuts though.
If you were saying something that no one had ever thought of before Like . The four Nobel truths of the Buddha.
Or Love thy neighbor like yourself Like Jesus
Or Charity puts out sin as water puts out fire. Like Mohamed
Think of something new think of something that will change the world then I might not think you were a Nutcase.
2006-09-17 21:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck to you Raymond. I look forward to the many investigations that will be reported on by the Christian Press. I'm sure that they are checking on your profile now and will be pounding the keys to get some kind of reaction out of you or a conversion. Wow, wouldn't that be a feather in their caps, to convert the founder of another religion. Cute but I don't think you'll have many joiners. We need religions to be tax shelters and deductible and you need to gain that status first.
2006-09-17 21:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by ImMappam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, that's exactly what the chief crazy from the middle east did 1400 years ago, and look at all the trouble he's caused. You might want to think over the hot babes for only you thing.
2006-09-17 21:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You take a mortal man,
And put him in control
Watch him become a god,
Watch peoples heads aroll
Aroll...
Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
Acting like a robot,
Its metal brain corrodes.
You try to take its pulse,
Before the head explodes.
Explodes...
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall
Awarring for the heavens,
A peaceful man stands tall
Tall...
2006-09-17 21:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by TimeWastersInc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-17 21:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by the fallen one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude! I was okay up to the "worship me" part, Get a hobby!
2006-09-17 21:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dianna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm perfectly happy living my life for my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ... He is the only one that is worthy of all praise. God Bless you
2006-09-17 21:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by I♥him 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late - you've already got a nut case on board...
2006-09-17 21:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋