2006-09-17 12:20:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
who can chop better? jesus or an atheist? i'm layin the smack down on jesus! hee-hee!
2006-09-17 12:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by JUDAS PRIEST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had better recheck your chopped Fig Tree because Jesus Never
chopped any trees.Jesus did curse a Fig Tree though.It could have
been a cherry Tree and I think it was Washington that did the chopping.
Answering the question if a atheist chopped a tree it probably fall
down if cut over half way through.
In Christ in Love,
TJ57
2006-09-17 19:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by TJ 57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If an atheist chops a fig tree in the forrest in our world today, present time, he wouldn't have to use an ax. The fig tree would not grow. A fig tree needs direct sunlight to grow. A forrest could not provide that. Please see the horticulture link.
I would guess that religion isn't the only thing an athiest doesn't believe in. Wow! Even Jesus knew that one. Guess that proves He's smarter than an athiest any old day.
2006-09-17 19:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, I used to have two fig trees in my yard at one of the houses I grew up in. I tried to eat the figs, because I always liked fig-newtons. But I was very disappointed in the texture and flavor of the figs, yuck. But I did not chop down the trees. So I don't know what would've happened if I had. LOL
2006-09-18 09:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're an idiot--and not funny to boot.
Jesus never 'chopped' a fig tree. He cursed a fig tree and it died. The reason he cursed the fig tree was because it was fig season and the tree should've been bearing fruit. Instead, it bore no fruit. Jesus cursed it because it was not doing what God set it out to do in the world. It was following its own path.
Jesus meant this to be allegorical for us as Christians and the Kingdom of God. Those who don't do what the Lord wants us to do will be cursed and cast into the lake of fire. Those of us who seek the Lord's will and try with all our hearts to do His will will not suffer the same fate as the fig tree. Instead of being cursed and cast into the lake of fire we will get to spend eternity with the Lord.
If you're going to make fun of something---at least get the basic premise right.
2006-09-17 19:30:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if he's an Atheist chopping down fig trees in the Middle East, he gets his head chopped off.
2006-09-17 19:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't chop it. He cursed it and it withered. If an atheist chops a fig tree Madelyn Murray O'hare appears and tells him he is headed to everlasting darkness like she is in now.
2006-09-17 19:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by stick man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a fig tree gets chopped?
2006-09-17 19:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by Unbekümmert 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an agnostic wont be sure if heard the fig tree fall
2006-09-17 19:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by brinlarrr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus just spoke to it and it died i would like to see you do that with out him in you life you would have to chop it
and jesus killed it bc it was not lining up with the kingdom bc in the kingdon like in the garden of eve they trees and plants poduced all the time and that one wasnt so it wasnt in the kingdom and well bye bye
2006-09-17 19:25:38 · answer #10 · answered by superdaniel417 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there would be one less fig tree in the forest.
2006-09-17 19:21:36 · answer #11 · answered by Monica 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋