"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe ..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."
"I don't know, doc; she's awfully cold ..."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"UM ... okay."
He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.
Then an inspiration strikes ... he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, signs deeply and heavily and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I need a man ..."
His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too ..."
2006-09-17 12:06:37 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard that one before. It's really great.
2006-09-17 17:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Never heard it before
2006-09-17 19:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, but there is no question to answer.
2006-09-17 19:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Click 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that shyt was funny! when he said 'me too' - classic!
2006-09-17 19:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by Frankie_77♥♠♣ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah that dude was dumb!
2006-09-17 19:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny
2006-09-17 20:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by hiphopbaby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny ending. :)
2006-09-17 19:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!!! That's good....
2006-09-17 19:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Rica_Venia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i read this in playboy awhile back...
2006-09-17 19:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by wutitdu210 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe,he is a gay now
2006-09-17 20:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋