How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Here are some answers.
Two, one to assure the public that all that could be done is being done, and the other to screw it into the faucet.
12, one to screw it in and 11 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb. Its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
23, to pass a law saying that there will be a international day of prayer to take the darkness away.
Can you add some more possible answers to this joke?
2006-09-17 11:24:05 · 9 answers · asked by jedi1josh 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
5...
One to shake down Sylvania and GE for campaign contributions...
One to write the light bulb into a rider to the patriot act...
One to procure it for $12,000 from the pentagon.
One to hire the contractor who will hire the subcontractor to install it...
One local republican to oversee the project and do the inspection...
2006-09-17 11:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by William K 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
21, 20 to turn the house and 1 to hold the bulb.
2006-09-17 11:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by tom n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha especially creative....if it grew to become into democrats then we would could characteristic some extra. a million for hiring a civil rights cost to make the sunshine bulb grew to become into the mind-blowing colour. a million for the humanities cost to make particular to assist the artist. a million for the cultural comission to make particular all cultures are represented. a million for the environmental cost to make particular the environement is risk-free. appears like diverse commissions....is this Russia or Amerkica?
2016-10-01 02:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a light bulb a symbol of an idea or intelligence well that explains why its out the republicans are in office looks like they found proof of WMD weapons of mass darkness
2006-09-17 11:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by know it all 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
High Performance Tactical Flashlight : http://FlashLight.uzaev.com/?CtqP
2016-07-11 09:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, they are all too busy pondering how much it will cost to buy the new bulb and how much to tax it.
2006-09-17 11:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy Locket 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One to get a democrat, since they're the experts on screwing.
2006-09-17 11:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Blah 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
i never thought i could hate politics more than i already do
2006-09-17 11:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by eyesavedhyrule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0 - they call their taliban friends to do it for them
2006-09-17 11:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋