Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her ****.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley 's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic 's, Phoenix , AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
2006-09-17 10:57:41 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny
liked the high one
2006-09-17 11:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't look up here your peeing on your shoes.
On a restroom wall high above a urinal
2006-09-17 11:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We have the right to refuse service to anyone that is a grouch.
2006-09-17 11:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I like them! My favorite is the "Make love, not war" one.
2006-09-17 11:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
written on toilet paper dispenser "osama bin laden baby pictures wipe to develop"
2006-09-17 11:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by know it all 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
No wonder you always go home alone
shhhhhh lol â¥
2006-09-17 11:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny.i got one,there's a bathroom sign & it said:
our aim is to keep this bathroom clean
GENTLEMEN your aim is will help.stand closer it's shorter than you think.
LADIES please remain seated for the entire performance.
lol
2006-09-17 12:03:25 · answer #7 · answered by cece98126@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg!!! lol. luv it!!!! sooo funny. its hard to believe there's stuff like that out there
2006-09-17 11:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones - try this one
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friends nose.
2006-09-17 11:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋