I need a laugh.
2006-09-17 10:06:10 · 9 answers · asked by rdm7672 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two biscuits are baking in the oven, one biscuit says "Hey, it's hot in here." The other biscuit says"Wow, a talking biscuit!"
2006-09-17 10:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
a man goes to the toystore to get a barbie for his daughter. He asks the clerk for all the prices. The clerk says the fairy barbie is
$15, the normal barbie for $10, and the divorced barbie for $50,000. The man is shocked by the last price and asks the clerk why the price is so high. the clerk says it comes with the house, car and all of ken's things.
2006-09-17 10:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: If a seagull is a bird that flies over the sea, what do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A: A Baygull! (bagel)
2006-09-17 10:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by hersheyshayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kid in the milk and juice aisle staring into space for two hours,asked what he was doing,I'm trying to do what the orange juice jug saids, CONCENTRATE
2006-09-17 11:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fuff
What's BLUE and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it's breath
2006-09-17 10:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Laura T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are clean jokes???? They really exist?? Wow!!!!
2006-09-17 10:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground Beef.
2006-09-17 10:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by Smart Dude 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it wasnt a clean joke...
2006-09-17 10:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by l.agurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but no
2006-09-17 14:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋