Yo mama so stupid she called the operator and said "How long does it take to go to California from Florida?" The operator said "Just one minuite"
2006-09-17 09:29:16 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lame.
2006-09-17 09:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama called the operator and said:
"How long does it take to go to California from Florida?"
The operator said:
"Just one minuite"
Mama put down the receiver and said:
"My son should't work as an operator. His answers are more stupid than his jokes..."
2006-09-17 09:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Alex B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she thought it took one minute to get to california and florida cause she called the operator and she said just one minute.
sounds better but still bad at the same time lol
2006-09-17 09:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by Matthew Shlmn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7+
2006-09-17 09:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing your new to this whole big world of yahoo answers. And I'm going to take a guess you have little or no points. As far as your joke it rates on two scales actually, your I.Q. and the 1 to 10 scale both receiving a one just out of pure feeling sorry for you. Learn how to spell minute genius. Or should I call you Mr. killer 7 m because all the killer call signs were taken, Mr. I'm gonna go far in life with yo mama jokes.
2006-09-17 09:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by tomcat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Negative 1
2006-09-17 09:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100+ you have a A+++
2006-09-17 09:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
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2006-09-21 04:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where's the joke? I must have missed the punchline :D It's only funny depending on "mama's" response to the operator.....
2006-09-17 09:30:38 · answer #9 · answered by dusty_roade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mother insults/jokes are stupid and lame .. on a scale from 0 to 10 i`m giving olny a 2 for it :P
2006-09-17 09:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, could be a little better. Did you get it from Yo Mama?
2006-09-17 09:30:42 · answer #11 · answered by Mariya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋