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The neighbor is Mr. Smith, I'm Mr. Jones.

2006-09-17 09:22:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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BUT WAIT !!!!

Order in the next 20 minutes and WE'LL MAKE THE FIRST PAYMENT !!!

YOU PAY ONLY 2 PAYMENTS 0F 9.99 !!!!

How's that Mr Jones? Can I have you credit card number?

2006-09-17 09:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Mr. Jones,
Your neighbor got ripped off!

Go to any local Christian Church and you'll find Jesus and salvation for free !

AWESOME DEAL !!!

2006-09-17 16:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bob L 7 · 3 0

Wal-Mart!

2006-09-17 16:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by wilchy 4 · 1 0

That's a great deal.

But can I still preach hate against gays, rape victims, condom users, women, stem cell researchers, and muslims?

http://FlushAHolyBook.com

2006-09-17 16:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God isnt for sale but eternal life is free gift for those who care to pray for being born again

2006-09-17 16:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

dig though the church trash you might fine the holy shiitt there just waiting to be saved from his people!

2006-09-17 16:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If you wait a while he will show up at a dollar store...

2006-09-17 16:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 2 1

Guess he did that so he could show he isn't just keeping up but passing you by... DUMB QUESTION hater.... Jim

2006-09-17 16:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

for some reason i find you a not so funny troll.

get a life.

2006-09-17 16:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Good old eBay

2006-09-17 16:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Agne 2 · 1 1

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