Know any good bald jokes?

Question

I know a couple, but am always looking for new ones.

Answer 1

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed

Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?

There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted hand-kerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head, you will really look the part."

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your butt and go as a caramel apple!"


Lots of men are losing their hair and most are very upset by that. But not all of them. I casually mentioned to Don one night that I thought he was going bald.
Don looked at me and said, "I am NOT going bald, I'm getting more (edited for content)." ;-)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

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Know any good bald jokes?
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Answer 5

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Answer 7

What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.

Answer 8

Its a riddle.
There was a man walking in the rain. His jacket and pants were wet. He didnt have a hat or anything on his head. His hair was not wet? How is it possible?
Answer:The man was bald! he didnt have hair

Answer 9

yes ia guy walks into a comedy club and the commedian spots his bald head,,
he turns to the crowd and says.."look that guy spent all night doing his hair and then forgot to bring it with him...."

Answer 10

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