In a flea market, a woman saw a man who was selling a mosquito in a jar. On the jar, she read, "A replacement for a man."
"How shall I use it?" the woman asked.
"You open the jar, and he'll know what to do. Just in case, here is my phone number."
At home, the woman undressed, opened the jar and went to bed. The mosquito flew to the ceiling and stayed there. The woman waited for a while, and then dialed the man's number. The man arrived and said to the mosquito, "You lazy lout, watch one more time, it's the last time I am showing you how to do it."
2006-09-17 08:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey I remember that but it was already resolved when I wanted to answer.....goood, I wonder what is it tht the mosquito is supposed to do.....Oh I get it, tht.....
2006-09-17 23:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee.
2006-09-17 08:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Clever man, gullible woman! LOL.
That's a good joke!
2006-09-18 02:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Clever Guy!!
2006-09-17 08:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ha,ha lol not to mention slick.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-17 08:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny, I have heard many versions of this
2006-09-17 08:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy cow this guy had it goin ONnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
2006-09-17 10:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.....hahahaha....im gonna have to remember that
2006-09-17 08:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by Shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....smart man
2006-09-18 09:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh good one haha jeeze ♥
2006-09-17 12:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋