Your Momma is so fat she uses the highway as a slip 'n slide
2006-09-17 08:11:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-17 10:13:45 · update #1
Hey Offie If I suck at Yo Momma Jokes You Suck Your Daddy's D i c k
2006-09-17 10:15:09 · update #2
That joke is older than the crust in yo mamma's underwear.
2006-09-17 08:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by therealj5girl 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
7+
2006-09-17 15:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That on a scale of 1-10 it was like a 2.
Speaking of stupid yo momma jokes here's one....
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to McDonald's, and orders food, it sounds like she's givin' them her phone number.
Lame? I know.
2006-09-17 15:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
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2006-09-21 12:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 6 would be the most
2006-09-17 17:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by l.agurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is a one out of then, then It is a 7!
2006-09-17 15:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puh-lease, that is like the lamest Yo Mamma joke ever. Yo Mamma's so stupid that it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
2006-09-17 15:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by peachzncream3127 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better, I've heard worse. I'll give it a 5. Yo Momma so big when she fell, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.
2006-09-17 15:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat.. her pictures heavy
yo mommas teeth are so yellow.. when she drinks water it turns to lemonade
yo mommas so black.. when u put a light in her mouth she glows
2006-09-17 16:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so gay. I hate yo momma jokes. Insult the person, not their relatives.
2006-09-17 15:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute but why the momma? I give you a 6
2006-09-17 15:15:38 · answer #11 · answered by marydee92 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋