have a joke for me?

Question

do you have a joke for me

Answer 1

yes dude once upon a time there was a man whose name was munabhai but when he went to india he saw there someone was making movie wuith his name munnabhai mbbs you know what he did he burnt the poster which was hanging around but when he went deeper into the city he found more and more poster then went burning all of them i have heard that he was caught and burned by the munnabhai the main actor of the film

Answer 2

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Answer 3

An olide form my QA so hillarious?
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed 'What the hell did you do that for?'
Tarzan replied, 'Always check for squirrels.'

Answer 4

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?


Put it the microwave until his Bill Withers!!

Answer 5

I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame

To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim

Ahead of my legions

I invaded her regions

I saw, I conquered, I came!

Answer 6

yes i do!

Its thanksgiving and this family, lets call them the browns, is having a party. the little girl goes up to her mom and asks "mom, whats a *****?" The mom replies "Oh, thats a lady sweety." "What's a bastard?" Oh, thats a gentlman sweety." "ok." the mom is cutting the turkey and she says "f**k!" The little girl asks "Whats f**k?" the mom replies "Oh, thats a seasoning that goes on the turkey. "ok" The girl goes upstairs to talk to her dad. her dad is shaving and he cuts himself. he says "s**t!" the little girl asks "Whats s**t?" the dad replies "Oh thats the shaving cream." "ok" the girl goes downstairs to greet the guests coming in. she says "Hi bitches and bastards. Can i take your coats? My mom and dad would be here to greet you but my moms f**king the turkey and my dads wiping s**t off his face."

Answer 7

ram:-asks his friend sham-do you bath everyday????????
sham answers- nope i bath every night