This girl moved into a four-story apartment building. The three tenants below her were a newlywed couple, a guy who wanted to join the circus, and a blind man. She started to take a shower when the doorbell rang. She put on a towel and answered the door. It was the newlywed couple and they said, "Congratulate us, we just got married." She said, "Congrats." and went back to her shower. A few minutes later, the doorbell rang again. She put on her towel and answered the door. This time it was the man who wanted to join the circus. He said, "Congratulate me, i just got into the circus." She said, "Congrats." and went back to her shower. Again, the doorbell rang. She thought to herself, the only person left is the blind man, so she didn't bother to put on her towel. She opened the door and sure enough the blind man was standing there. He said, "Congratulate me, i just got my sight back." and the girl slammed the door and ran away screaming.
2006-09-17
06:54:36
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