There was litterally a green cloud in the bedroom. It was so bad my eyes were watering. Should I break up with her?
2006-09-17 06:42:59 · 25 answers · asked by pastor_fuzz_1 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
No, just stay away from the combination of deviled eggs and beer and you should BOTH be happy!
My husband is lactose intolerant...he literally knocked me out of bed twice with his farts! It startled me awake and I fell out of bed!!
2006-09-17 06:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Susan §@¿@§ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next competition will be the eating of foods that contain "sugar alcohol".
The winner of the worst farts will get watery eyes, a runny nose, and get to see the dog even leave the room for its about ready to gag !
Moral of the story ; No one listens to me until I fart !
2006-09-17 13:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No you idiot..just don't mix eggs and beer again and almost anyone who uses that combo is going to have gas. I am sure you didn't smell like a rose either sweetie!!
2006-09-17 13:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by kimnwi 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just learn from the mistake. Eggs are notorious for causing gas. That's no reason to dump your girl.
2006-09-17 13:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is trivial. If you love her, you deal with it. Who doesn't fart? My husband cut one so bad in bed the other night that it hung around for 15 minutes! I'm surprised the walls didn't peel paint.
It's part of love. We all have those moments, and yes, even us females.
2006-09-17 13:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh...you want to break up with her because she had a natural body reaction??? you are either stupid or really funny!! just dont let her eat eggs at night and i dont think eggs and beer are a good combo
2006-09-19 12:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by tiffany b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh if you doo. you r terrible man.. Now who's fault was it to eat and drink that.. Bad combo for anyone.. Get over it. Everyone has gas sometime in there life.. I am sure you have too.
2006-09-17 13:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by MauiGirl808 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This doesn't sound like much of a relationship. What if she became ill? Is she gone then too? This poor girl deserves better.
2006-09-17 13:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, by asking that question you are probably looking for a reason to break up and this one seems as good a reason as you will ever get. It will allow you to blame her and feel somewhat good about yourself.
2006-09-17 13:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mark J 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no but tell not to mix beer and eggs in the same night
2006-09-17 13:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by bigboss 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋