their easliy amused! anyone got any blonde jokes?
2006-09-17 06:40:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the blonde throw bread into the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men?
Their heels.
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
2006-09-17 22:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Blonde Walked Into An Electrical Shop And Said To The Assistant,
" Can I Buy That TV Please?"
He Said " No, We Don't Serve Blondes!"
The Brown Walked Out Of The Shop, Put A Red Wig On And Went Back In.
She Asked The Same Question But The Shopkeeper Still Said No!
So, The Blonde Went Out And Put On A Black Wig, Came In And Asked The Same
Question.
Still The Assistant Declined.
So The Blonde Walked Out And Said To Herself
" If This Doesn't Work I Don't Know What I'll Do."
She Walked Back And Asked
" Can I Buy That TV, Please?"
The Assistant Said, " For The Last Time, No, We Don't Serve Blondes!"
" I Have Put So Many Wigs On How Did You I Was A Blonde?!?!"
" Because That's A Microwave Not A TV!!"
2006-09-20 13:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a blonde turn out the bedroom light?
Close the car door !
An oldie but hey :)
2006-09-18 03:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by Bilko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
A. The event was javelin catching, and she had it bronzed.
2006-09-18 16:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by carson123 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
show me any man who wouldnt want to give a blonde a good time.
2006-09-18 11:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blondes' belly-button hurt?
because her boyfriend was a blonde too.
2006-09-18 14:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by skywarp_38 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They do because they are beautiful. Most people like beautiful unless they are affected by somethings.
2006-09-17 13:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by JAMES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are also lighthearted. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 09:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if I told you that... well you know.
2006-09-19 13:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by DANCE'A'PHOBIA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋