The Three Old Guys
> > >
> > > "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man. "You
always
> > > feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and
> > > nothing comes out."
> > >
> > > "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year old, "When you're
seventy, you
> > > don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat
bran,
> > > sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
> > >
> > > "Actually," said the 80 year old, "Eighty is the worst age of
all!"
> > >
> > > "Do you have trouble peeing too?" Asked the 60 year old.
> > >
> > > "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a
flat
> > > rock; no problem at all."
> > >
> > > "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
> > >
> > > "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
> > >
> > > Exasperated, the 60 year old said, "You pee every morning at
6:00 and
> > > crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
> > >
> > > "I don't wake up until 7:00. "
> > >
2006-09-17 06:33:50 · 9 answers · asked by amerisegennivie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that is a good one
2006-09-17 06:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by silly_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm actualy laughing out loud. very funny....:]
2006-09-17 07:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verry nice
2006-09-17 06:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by lazy_marius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that is bad at any age!! LOL.
2006-09-18 02:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....very good one
2006-09-17 07:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!
2006-09-17 07:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILLARIOUS
2006-09-17 07:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by tracklurver09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-17 07:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Nemo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-17 06:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋