One day a perfect little girl with perfect hair, perfect friends, a perfect bed, a perfect room, perfect friends, perfect little shoes, perfect dresses that fit her perfectly, perfect little bows for her hair, perfect breakfasts, perfect grades, and perfect manners. One day the perfect little girl saw a puppy in the middle of the road! She cried "Oh that little puppy is perfect he'll admire my perfect hair, I'll show him off to my perfect friends, he can help me find my perfect little shoes, and admire my perfect little dresses that fit me perfectly, and I can share my perfect little bows with him, I'll share my perfect breafasts with him, my parents will let me have him because of my perfect grades and perfect manners!" The little girl ran out into the middle of the road and got ran over when a car came!
Moral:NO MATTER HOW PERFECT ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE PERFECT LITTLE DEATH TRAP OF A STREET!
2006-09-17 06:28:49 · 16 answers · asked by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well it's an older kids "joke" and I didn't type this, see I found a way to cut, copy, drag,and drop. I don't have to type that much!
2006-09-17 06:41:30 · update #1
Grim, but funny. Not something I'd tell a kid, though,
2006-09-17 06:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didnt think it was very funny. It kind of dragged on with the perfect this and perfect that. And the ending was pretty anticlimactic, despite her being hit by a car!
2006-09-17 13:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Frackles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!
Wasnt expecting that ending
but yes your right
so many kids have no road sense
2006-09-17 13:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like a 23 year old kid's joke
2006-09-17 14:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by josephus_einstein 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think Ur friend just wasted your time saying perfect every two seconds
2006-09-17 13:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by nicegirl9821 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow can't believe you wasted what 5 minutes typing that out...
you do know that 5 minutes of your life you will never get back right??
2006-09-17 13:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah so what was the moral? dont cross the street because its not perfect???
2006-09-17 13:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would never tell one of my 42 cousins that story ever!!!
2006-09-17 13:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by guyanagyal4evr 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats pretty funy
2006-09-17 13:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its too long most kids have add
2006-09-17 13:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋