'you’ll find out when I present my thesis on it in five years.'
2006-09-17 06:19:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None, they use candles.
How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve men for the "Should Light Bulbs Change?" committee and twelve women to bring casseroles for the pot luck supper afterwards.
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb? Light bulbs should be content to be whatever their inner essence tells them that they should be, and all light bulbs are equally acceptable.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
2006-09-17 06:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny stuff. Even a Christian should like it I think any religious person could change a lightbulb, but uh, putting the bulb into the hole is the hardest part
2016-03-27 05:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes four to clean up the beer mess in the kitchen and one student and and his girlfriend to calm down the dog after the still in the kitchen blew up. After they get all that done, they can ask a physics major to change the light bulb above the sink. ( old Cal Tech story, not apocryphal; I was there)
2006-09-17 06:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb??
One but only if it wants to change....
Hehe
2006-09-17 06:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by duchy L 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
None. The actors in your last joke changed them all.
2006-09-17 06:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I look forward to hear it.
How many blondes does' it take?
Three, one to hold the bulb and two to turn her around.
Two, one read the "how to" directions and the other to do the turning.
(for all you blondes out there)
One blonde and all you brunettes wondering what she is doing.
2006-09-17 06:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dale 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another good one.
2006-09-17 06:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by robert43041 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude what is up w/ the lightbulb jokes? i mean enough is enough!!!
2006-09-17 06:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by stina 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋