ive been trying to remember the joke for sometime..
can you help?
2006-09-17 06:07:57 · 2 answers · asked by lugar t axhandle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The teacher ask little Johnny what happened on the way to school
Little Johnny says " I saw a bad accident. A guy got thrown out of his car and landed on a fir plug that went 8 inches up his a**.
The teacher says "Its rectur, Johnny, rectum"
And little Johnny says--------
2006-09-17 06:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by October 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it is a billy joke from ages ago.Billy was taking his frog to school for show and tell and the frog jumped out of his pocket and into traffick and was nearly squashed; the teacher asked what the word rectum meant and that was the punchline
2016-03-19 05:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by Susan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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"rectum, nearly killed him!!" is the punchline, what is the joke?
ive been trying to remember the joke for sometime..
can you help?
2015-08-18 08:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Sascha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the teacher ask Little Johnny what happened on the bus ride to school and he told her that a dog was chasing a cat and the cat ran into the side of the bus! Well the dog was going so fast that it went right up the cats ***!! the teacher said RECTUM!!
Johnny said Rectum Hell Damn near killed him!!!
2006-09-17 08:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by fire 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋