2006-09-17 05:16:11 · 15 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
a) A squaddie in Windsor so drunk he was convinced he was Jack Bauer - there were tears and everything...
b) A father said to his five year old daughter "who's my favourite little mother f**cker?" to which she replied "I am daddy" - I kid you not!!!!!
c) Peter Reid's face when I told him he couldn't have a drink after hours cos he wasn't a resident
2006-09-17 05:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Emerelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, many years. The funniest would have to be RAGBRAI. (Register's Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa) It's always a party. I've seen people in various states of undress, costumes on bikers, weird hats and t-shirts, Mardi Gras beads, team stickers on everyone (and they'll slap them on YOU), people trying to balance 8 Bloody Mary's out the door. It's a huge event.
But I did make over $600 in tips that one day!
2006-09-17 05:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i work in the adult entertainment industry. a man with a peculiar fetish for bondage was demonstrating to a young lady how the contraption that was tied around his scrotum worked. he placed his foot in the stirrup that ran down the inside of his pant leg. I heard quite a commotion and turned to see the man was no longer standing where I had last seen him. apparently his foot got caught and he pulled too hard, knocking himself over along with a couple of chairs and a table. the priceless part of the whole thing was watching the young lady try to compose herself without exploding into laughter. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
2006-09-18 22:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by babydoll11000099874 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I run a bar, and to my own downfall, regularly do stupid stuff when a nite off comes around. the most recent though, was when a long serving member of staff who was working her last shift, asked me to do a strip at the end of the night. End of the night came around, we sat down had a few drinks, and I did the best damn strip this side of the Thames. It wasnt until I went out the following night, to a bar next door, that I realised one of my barmen had videod it on his phone, and when we got to the neighbouring bar, bluetoothed it to their projection screen. Hey man, it gets cold in a bar after 2am, thats all Im sayin!
2006-09-17 07:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by lastchancer69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ran a club in the early 80s and boob tubes were all the rage.
This really (very early on it the night I discovered this) snotty stuck up cow came up to the bar bit pissed and as she reached for a ciggie from her mate her tit came out, it was the fact that I was trying my hardest not to laugh that made it funnier and funnier and she was facing the bar waiting to be served oblivious as to what I found so amusing
Ken
2006-09-17 05:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by keo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
having an after hours drink one night and the bar manager (male) was trying to impress a female customer. He tried to vault the bar to speak to her but forgot that there was a shelf above the bar. He knocked himself out and ended up laid behind the bar with about 10 staff and customers lent over the bar trying not to wet themselves laughing :-)
2006-09-18 01:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Gyp77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did for 3 years. Once my boss had a really bad night & got totally smashed (which was against company policy). He climbed on top of the bar & started to do a strip tease. After a few minutes of that, he grabbed a bag of cheese curls, ripped it open & hung one out of the slot in his boxer shorts. He then started encouraging drunk women in the bar to come over & suck on the cheese curl...which they proceeded to do...until he lost his balance & fell off the bar, with his pants down around his ankles. He got so busted by upper management, when they found out.
2006-09-17 15:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by greengirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was behind the bar in Champagne charlie's Torremolinos, an English bloke was chatting to a German who was standing next to him at the bar. The English guy said "oh I have been to Germany" now having the Germans attention, he continued, it was Essen in 1942 we dropped 10 tons off bombs on it!
2006-09-18 00:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sumel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was a bartender in my younger days, & I have many stories, one of my favorite is, I worked in a ski area, & this one guy was three sheets to the wind & was trying to pick up this pretty young lady & she was having no part of it, he some how, got her boot off, & filled it with champagne, & started to drink from it, telling her how beautiful she was & how he would drink from her shoe's if she would only go out with him. Little did he know, "she" was a female impersonater, a part of the show, at the lodge. He ( she) whispered something in the drunk mans ear, & he shook his head yes, "she' stood up & pulled down the top of her blouse, to reveal a mans chest & the poor young man, fainted on the floor, True story, funny event!!
2006-09-17 06:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by yvonne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last year a guy who was about 14 and his slighty older looking mate asked me for a couple of bottles when they couldnt prove their age the went to the downstairs bar and got asked again
then they came back upstairs and got a random old woman to buy the drinks for them so i refused then she tried downstairs aswell.
all us staff were laughing.
they claimed they were 24 but they just didnt have a clue what year they were born in or anything.
2006-09-17 05:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋