if its a picture joke could u paste the link or whatever.
2006-09-17 05:00:34 · 9 answers · asked by ronnieguyoncam 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-17 05:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by Delete System32 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
George W. Bush Jokes > Jokes
Post Turtle
A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.
Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle."
Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?"
Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he cain't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down."
2006-09-17 12:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest one i ever heard is pretty dirty and i don't want to offend you.....
OH WAIT! I remember a clean one....
Sam and Edith are both patients in a mental hospital. One day, Edith falls into the hospital pool and starts to drown. Sam jumps in and saves her. All the doctors are amazed that Sam had the presence of mind to save someone. The next day, the head psycholgist calls Sam into his office. He says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we've decided that if you have enough clarity of mind to save a human life, then you should be released to the public. However, the bad news is that this morning we found poor Edith has commited suicide. We found her hanging in her bedroom." Sam looks at the doctor and says, "She didn't commit suicide. I hung her there to dry."
2006-09-17 12:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is this man who is a great painter who can draw beautiful butterfly. One day, a lady requested to learn from him but being rejected.
The lady decided to watch him draw by hidding outside his house and peeped through the window. She saw the painter took a big tub of paint, dipped his butt into the paint and sit on the drawing paper, and a beautiful butterfly appeared on the paper.
The lady, thinking that she had learn how to draw the butterfly, drew one and show her drawing of butterfly to the painter proudly.
Lady: how's my butterfly, sir?
Painter: it's not life-like
Lady: how can it be? i followed the way you draw your butterfly.
Painter: it's different....your butterfly doesn't have a head
(got it?)
2006-09-17 12:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by fairyofflamingo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SUIT....SUIT....stands for shut up immature teenager.....lol, it goes with a longer joke....The comidians name is bill engvall and he aucally has cds out so that u can listen to jokes in teh car in such...Helps make car rides alot shorter....lol. He is a great comedian and his stuff is really good.
2006-09-17 12:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by jessica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what would happen if eddi did not invent electricite?
well, someone else would do that.
and also
in a mental hospital
to test the patients, doctors pour oil on the floor and ask the patients to change the bulb. every one goes and slips and fails. then one of them uses a paper and places it under his foot.
doctor: wow, why did u do that?
patient: to stand on it, so my hands can reach the bulb.
2006-09-17 12:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like the really silly, simple ones, like
A man walks into a bar
he goes 'Ouch'!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
2006-09-17 12:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Guy brings his 11 year old daughter to the doctor for birth control pills.
Doc: Your 11 year old daughter is sexually active???!?!
Guy: Nah -- she just lays there like her mother.
2006-09-17 12:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
person 1- doesn't it smeel like updawg in here?
person 2- what's up dawg.
person 1- nothing much, how bout you.
hahahaha
2006-09-17 12:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by naomi d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋