A man enters his favorite restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her thinking that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying, “This is from the gentleman over there.” She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. The note reads: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants.” The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her that read: “Just so you know, I have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over $25 million in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK
2006-09-17 04:57:04 · 21 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your jokes are really really funny in a wierd sort of a way.
take care.
and keep in good cheer.
2006-09-17 05:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whoa!! That is a funny joke! LOL. LOL. 10.
Kudos to you.
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 10:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.... serves that girl right for not having a brain.
2006-09-17 12:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay,I get it,he only had 3 inches.
2006-09-17 12:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewwwww....lol.
2006-09-17 12:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahaha! Good one!
2006-09-17 11:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
too long 2 read
2006-09-17 11:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by CHYNA 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good!
2006-09-17 13:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by duchy L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad, kinda funny
2006-09-17 16:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-18 01:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋