A man went to a hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. Now his problem was how to carry them all. He hit upon an idea: He’d put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in his other hand. When he was on his way, a little old lady approached him and asked for directions. “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” the lady asked. “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let’s take the short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time,” the man answered. The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said: “I am a widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?” The man said: “Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The lady said: “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”
2006-09-17 04:38:35 · 12 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you like to put down jokes, lol. that was funny. lol sounded like she wanted him to rape her. :]
2006-09-17 08:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a disturbing joke, it's quite funny in an oh dear! kind of way. :)
2006-09-17 11:40:54 · answer #2 · answered by pandachocolatefish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I've heard this one before, still funny â¥
2006-09-17 11:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-17 12:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god,that is hilarious!
2006-09-17 12:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think i will ever figure out the answer!! =]
2006-09-17 11:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by ME + Y0U = L0VE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl... wrinkly hands, sscwwwarkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
2006-09-17 11:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is funny
2006-09-17 11:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by bonnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-09-17 12:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Aly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololololoollllllol
2006-09-17 11:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋