i need this for my asian history class....LOL
2006-09-17 04:29:18 · 19 answers · asked by roy_master12 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur momma's so fat.... hmm....wait....thats all ive got..LOL
2006-09-17 04:32:51 · update #1
why do you need momma jokes for asian history class?
Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Your moma got more crack than Harlem.
Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.
Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo Moma...
has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.
has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.
has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...
has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.
got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
got a glass eye with a fish in it.
got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it
got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."
got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
has yo momma seen these excellent Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags - no? well, you better go buy some!!!
Anything Yo's
Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob
Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.
Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights
Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky.
Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.
Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter
Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing the Simpsons
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo' baby sister got more mouth than Julia Roberts
Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.
Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot.
You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.
Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys
Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.
Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner
Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...
Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen
Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on
Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles
Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...
You Wife got more crack than harlem
Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.
2006-09-17 04:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Your momma's so old her first christmas WAS the first christmas.Your momma's so dirty when she goes to get in the tub the water jumps out & say's I'll wait"
2006-09-17 04:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by aries4272 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out this website. www.lotsofjokes.com
and go to the yo momma category in the list given. you will find loads of great 'momma' jokes.
enjoy....
and, take care.
2006-09-17 04:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're moma is so fat and dumb, she got locked in a grociery store and starved.
You're moma is so HUGE that it takes a taxi ride and 2 bus trips to get to her good side.
(Watch a show called Yo' Momma' on MTV or MTV2 hosted by Wilmer Valmeronez, that'll tickle you're fancey...lol)
2006-09-17 04:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by flyboy711672005 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
2006-09-17 04:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by sybergoose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can in the street one day. I asked her what she was doin, she said "movin".
2006-09-17 04:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by l.agurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing that i thought of after reading is of your clock. I know that you're a great lier. It was good. Awesome
2016-03-27 05:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma says to tell you to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
And for you to quit telling them, too.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-09-19 19:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't those be "your mama-san" jokes?
Your mama-san is so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she broke George Washingtons nose.
2006-09-17 04:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by RepoMan18 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you should never joke about your momma.
2006-09-17 04:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋