12 inch guy in a bag: A guy walks into a bar and sets a bag down on the stool next to him. He orders two drinks and when they come, he drinks one and quickly opens the bag, pours the other into the bag then closes it again as quick as he can. He orders two more drinks and repeats the procedure again. After the third round of drinks the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him and he asks the guy what he is doing. "You don't want to know," he says. But the bartender insists on knowing. The guy reaches down and opens the bag. As the bartender leans over to look in the bag a little man about a foot tall jumps out and runs down the bar kicking over drinks and cursing at all the patrons. Running back up the bar he stops and unzips his pants and pees on the bar then jumps off the bar and back into the bag. The bartender demands to know just what the hell that was all about."Well," the guy says, "I was in the desert last year and I came across a rattle snake. I was about to to kill it wh
2006-09-17 03:32:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when it reared up and started talking to me.
It said if I did not kill it it would grant me a wish. Well I thought about it
and asked for a 12-inch prick and that's him!"
2006-09-17 03:32:50 · update #1
Ok fine Where did you get it?
2006-09-17 04:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my lol that's cute
but for long jokes all you have to do is open MS Word and Type out your joke there or copy your joke and right click paste the field doesn't recognize anything there and you can post as much as you like as long as you do it in one paste. just a tip â¥
2006-09-17 11:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS....BUT IS IT REALLY A QUESTION
2006-09-17 10:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by policethesoul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋