A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, she went home. Just as she got in the door, their clock started up and cuckooed three times.
Realizing her husband would surely wake up, she cuckooed like the clock nine times more hoping she could fool her husband into thinking it was 12 midnight. She was proud of herself for coming up with such a quick and witty solution.
The next morning the husband asked her what time she got home. "Midnight," she said. He didn't seem pissed at all, which made the wife think she got away clean. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." The wife asked why. "Well, last night," said the husband, "our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh ****,' cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table, and farted...
2006-09-17 03:11:05 · 14 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl. ok i'm not seriously rolling on the floor but it was still hilarious. lol now i know to always click on your jokes cause their always funny! :]
2006-09-17 08:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one, but it was the man who came home late.It's a keeper!
2006-09-17 11:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR A PUNK YOU LITTLE PUNK OK IM SORRY BUT THAT WAS SOO F'N FUNNY!!! =) AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEN...THEN.. YOU SAID CUCKOO AHAHAHAHHAA
2006-09-17 10:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Aycilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are soooo funny! But no I probably wouldn't do that!
2006-09-17 10:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by Someone 2 good 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. and very funny.
my hubby has done that before. lol
2006-09-17 10:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's an oldie too sorry â¥
2006-09-17 11:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-09-17 10:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by reby2791 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry not that funny
2006-09-17 10:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by lexa (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute.
2006-09-17 10:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-09-17 11:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋