2006-09-17 03:09:28 · 19 answers · asked by i_pleasured_your_mum 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You cant beat a w@nk!!!
2006-09-17 03:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Cheese 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well there are a number of options....
You can beat an egg..but you can't beat a w@nk or your wife!
Or..you can beat your wife and an egg but you can't beat a w@nk
Depends what way you look at it....
But being female and not really understanding the feelings involved when you have a w@nk.....I'd have to say you cant beat you wife but you can beat the other two!
2006-09-17 10:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by audrey_o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you can beat an egg and your wife ( I don't go for violence) and you cant beat any thing better then a w@nk, so a w@nk I would say if I was a guy.
Wife and w@nk starts with w. So eggs
2006-09-17 10:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
w@nk is the odd one out,
You can beat your wife, you can beat an egg but it's hard to beat a good w@nk
2006-09-17 10:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife is the odd one out. Cuz i've never had a good wife and
she was crap at the other two.
2006-09-17 10:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
w@nk cos its attached to the masculine, while wife and egg are attached attached to the feminine.
2006-09-17 21:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by SirGunju 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's w@nk. you can beat the other two but can't beat a good w@nk
2006-09-17 14:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant eat out a w@nk!!
2006-09-17 12:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Dodgey Jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife because at present I don't want to be one. Ha!
2006-09-17 10:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
presuming it's an old (unfunny) joke, the first anser is correct. I do not think that implying you beat your wife is appropriate in polite conversation such as this.
2006-09-17 10:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋