cos she spends 99% of the time in your wallet and only 1% of the time on your c**k
sorry ladies.
2006-09-17 02:50:00 · 13 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok so i am not gong to do the typically girl thing and say "omg that was wrong"...lol to be honest it was funny.... thanks
2006-09-17 05:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill tell you striaght up that i will be joiing the military than being these other useless women that live off of boys wallets i will have my own money and i dont plan to get married casue everyday men and WOMEN are acting obnoxious and have no work ethic! AT LEAST I HAVE PLANS FOR THE FUTURE THEN SPENDIND TIME THAT GIRLS ARE SLUTTY GOLD DIGGERS IF I WAS STUCK IN A ROOM WITH YOU...,...YOU WOULD BE ROAD KILL TURNED INTO MUSH . AT LEAST I TELL JOKES LIKE WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THAT KNOWS KARATE? IM PORKCHOP CAUSE IM A STRONG PERSON NOW THERE ARE KIDS ONLINE READING THIS AS SOO AS MYSELF. YES I ADDMIT IM A KIDD READING ALL THESE FILTHY STUFF THAT YOU UGLY PERVERTED TENNEAGERS ARE PUTTING ON HERE! i want to thank you for putting this joke onlibne becasue i got all of my temper out for tha day.
2006-09-17 11:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Aycilla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i was elizabeth queen of great britain and if it was morning now ,all know that the king got up me to say to u the great sir charles the great knight of all of the land that at on the sun never set ,but when after ur swear i was putting the sword on ur shoulder then just a little it will shank and then the slaves will put ur head in basket ,just a mistake u and all know ,sorrrrrrrrrrrry
2006-09-17 13:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by mohsen m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha U are about to recive E-bombs from the ladies
2006-09-17 10:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-09-17 10:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny thing about this joke is its from a guy.
And she would rather have your wallet then your co.ck lol
2006-09-17 10:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fully joke, but you'll get hosed for this one
2006-09-17 10:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dont be sorry i know its the truth about most ladies.
2006-09-17 10:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol!! Youre a very brave man.
2006-09-17 10:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda old sweetpea sorry â¥
2006-09-17 11:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋