and says do ya know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle. rather annoyed she decided to bite her tongue and say nothing.later that night in bed the husband squeezed her breasts and said you know if you firm these up you could get rid of your bra. absolutely fuming the wife reaches over,grabs his penis and says, you know if you firm this up we could get rid of the gardener, the milkman and your fu**ing brother.
2006-09-17 02:38:33 · 14 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wooo!! LOL. LOL. That's a good one!! LOL.
2006-09-18 03:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols! Great joke!
How's this one?
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
2006-09-17 09:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Here's one for you:
A woman finds a magic lamp. Of course when she rubs it, a genie comes out and says "You get three wishes, but be warned, anything you wish for, you're husband will get twice as much."
The woman thinks a moment then says, "I wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world."
The genie replies, "Granted, but be warned, your husband will become twice as beautiful, an Adonis, and all women will look upon him." The woman says, "That's okay, for he will only have eyes for me."
For her second wish: "I wish to be the richest woman in the world." To which the genie says, "Granted, but your husband will be twice as rich as you."
The woman replies, "That's okay, for what's mine is his, and what's his is mine."
For her final wish: "I wish for a mild heart attack..."
Moral: Women are clever b*tches; don't ever mess with them.
2006-09-17 10:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof! That's a good one
2006-09-17 09:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-09-17 09:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-09-17 09:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah this one is really old sorry sweetheart â¥
2006-09-17 11:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, good one.
2006-09-17 10:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, hummm!!!!
2006-09-17 09:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by Ali.D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha...you cheered me up.Love it
2006-09-17 09:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋