I can only come up with cause he was already stuffed. i know you can do better and think of a funnier answer.
2006-09-17 02:27:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he was beary tired
or
because goldilocks ate it
2006-09-17 02:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. Unfortunately, they made her pass so much gas each time.
So when she met the man she would marry, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months after her wedding, her car broke down on the way home from work. She called her husband and told him she would be late because she had to walk home.
On her way, she stopped at a diner, and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she farted, and upon arriving home she felt sure she could control it.
Her husband seemed excited to see her and said, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.
She seated herself and as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.
He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned, then went to answer the telephone.
While her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifting her weight to one leg and letting it rip. It was loud, and smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk. She shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. She went on like this for another 10 minutes!
When her husband's call ended, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin. He removed the blindfold, and she saw 12 dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday!"
teddy was one of the guest....teddy sits next to her...hehehe
2006-09-17 03:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U have the right answer their, but just to fullfill the last part of ur request i would say "bear was on dieting"
2006-09-17 02:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was busy jumping Goldilocks?
2006-09-17 03:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had snacked all day, (he was such a Honey Bear, you know)! LOL. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 03:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was tired of eating stuffing
2006-09-17 02:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he had a terrible headache
cause their friends were having a pajama party and he was late...
2006-09-17 02:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't "beary" hungry
2006-09-17 04:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was lunchtime
2006-09-17 02:35:00 · answer #9 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos he was steiffed
2006-09-17 08:26:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋