One day Lalloo reaches KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati) with his entire family.
First question : One + One?
Lalloo thinking : uses all lifelines and answers three
Amitji : Sorry Laloo wrong jawaab
(groans from laloo`s family : give him one more chance, give him one more chance)
Amitji feeling sorry for distraught lalloo, decides to give him another go
so he asks Lalloo : three + two?
Lalloo answers :six
Amitji cannot believe it, but because Lalloo`s family begs for him to give Laloo another chance, he does
Amitji : Ok Lalloo last chance, three + three?
Lalloo sweating answers six
Amitji is silent, suddenly there is a roar from laloo`s family: Give him one more chance, give him one more chance.....
2006-09-17 01:51:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats good one, now read this and laugh your lungs out.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2006-09-18 01:45:18 · answer #1 · answered by cOOl Hunk!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My vote goes with Mr. Amajad Khan.... Yes, the news is true, Mr. AB is back with KB with Sony entertainment in KBC-4
2016-03-27 05:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how he reached KBC in the first place.
2006-09-17 20:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amit ji: Ok Lalloo, this time you did it !!
Lalloo Thinking : What have i done ? I think, I just peed on the floor.
Amit Ji: No !! You gave the right answer............
Lalloo: WoW, finally I gave the answer.
Sarre Kushi Kushi haas rahe thea, par agla question jaise hi Amit Ji ne pucha, lallu ki phir se nikal padi.................................aur unho ne kar di
2006-09-17 02:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ARE BACHUA ITNA ACCHA JOKE KAHAN SE MILA?PAR PHIR BHI DHANYAWAD HAME KHUS KARNE KE LIYE.
2006-09-17 04:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oy babuva kaa anaap sanaap bak rahe ho?? LOL
2006-09-17 02:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lallu is great
2006-09-17 04:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
thanks for refreshing my mind.
2006-09-17 02:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-19 00:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by aware 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-17 23:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋