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2006-09-17 01:33:07 · 21 answers · asked by grossman 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

dangerous question grossman

2006-09-17 01:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by setfreejn836 3 · 3 1

Your question reeks of frivolity of the dark and dangerous black arts.

Demonic power is no respector of the naive, frivolous and uninformed. Step into that world without the highest knowledge and support of the most enlightened and you will open the doors of your life and soul to the utmost filth and evil power such that you will have no control over.

You are advised to go back home to your normal life and stay there.

2006-09-17 09:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING REAL FUNNY!
I had a buddy who was a devil worshipper. He played drums
and I played bass.
He told me he called up a demon once to do him up the butt.
They got to fighting, and he bit the demons finger off. And it
asked him, "Does it taste good?"
I ran into the the dude 6 years later and he wanted to call up a major demon. I tried to convince him he could get off on power
for good reasons, but he never listened to me.
I gave him some magick circles and names of power. A week
later I saw his stupid face in the obituaries.

2006-09-17 08:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Medicine Eddie 2 · 0 1

dont do that...thats very very dangerous....im a cletic wiccan... i knew people who worshipped the devil.... and theyre not good people ...i alsways ask god to guide them in the right direction and believe me humans are more powerful than demons... wherever they are we can kick them out ... u just have to believe in the powers u have and work on them...

2006-09-17 08:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

Ask for it. Satan may not give it to you because he already owns your heart if that's what you really want. Why give the trinkets to those who are already on your side. If you are smart, you entice the fence sitters with trinkets of power...

2006-09-17 08:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 0 1

A few bottles of Buckfast Wine and a few Joints and you will be Birling & ready to cause havoc...

2006-09-17 08:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

sell your soul and denounce God. Make the best deal you can cuz when you are done with what you bargained for you are going to be making payments on your purchase for eternity.

2006-09-17 08:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0 1

Read the Holy Bible backwards.

2006-09-17 14:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by kttemplar12 2 · 0 1

Roll a D20, run to the sacred hearth, slay the priest and shout to the devil! (Then check your gamesmaster to see if you've attained it.)

2006-09-17 08:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by nert 4 · 0 1

Kill a cat maybe? Drink some blood? Pray to Satan as if he was a god? I don't know but that is what everyone else seems to do. Good luck. :)

2006-09-17 08:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 7 · 0 2

Become a Republikan.

2006-09-17 08:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by alchemist0750 4 · 2 2

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