A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -- OH MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the Captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants! A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing, he should see the BACK OF MINE!"
2006-09-17 00:57:43 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-17 01:00:08 · update #1
hahahahahahahahahahaha, wonderful!!!
I give u 10/10. Did I get 10pts?
2006-09-17 01:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 of 10
2006-09-17 08:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by no one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10
2006-09-17 09:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-09-17 08:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of 10 about a 7 1/2 very funny
2006-09-17 08:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by meandragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 10 oh my that would scare the shi t out of me too â¥
2006-09-17 12:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard the same in Greek and at first i didn't understand it..but
it is so hilarious
100/100
2006-09-17 09:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one. LOL. 10.
2006-09-18 10:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! with a five star rating!
2006-09-17 08:31:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd give it a 7
2006-09-17 08:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋