Two old ladies, Betty and Carla, were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Betty: What's that?
Carla: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Betty: Where did you get it?
Carla: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Betty hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Betty: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
2006-09-17 00:21:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L.! O.! L.!
That 's a good one. Thank You for
making me lough out loud, while others
keep silent here in the Internet-cafe...
( Now every one stares at me like:
Poor boy, shall we call for a doctor ? )
2006-09-17 00:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
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2006-09-21 11:22:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is a great joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a really nice Sunday!
2006-09-17 07:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL...that one I haven't heard before...and I love it...thanks for making the day...end of my night really (I work nights...got only half an hour to go...better wake-up than another cup of coffee)...
2006-09-17 07:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a laugh is a great way to start the day
2006-09-17 07:26:47 · answer #5 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was great. Very funny
2006-09-17 17:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-17 07:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made my day!!!!
Thanks,
Beverly Smith
2006-09-17 07:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny guy, arent u.
2006-09-17 07:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by WORLD CLASS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda old too sorry â¥
2006-09-17 12:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋