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I was reading about the Islamic view of paradise. Apparently it has these girls who live in a giant pearl and sleep with men who have been virtuos muslims. The catch is that the Houris have their virginity restored everyday. Ouch, Ouch Ouch!
Losing your virginity is painful enough once a lifetime.

2006-09-16 23:14:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

6 answers

Actually, this was a mis-translation of Al Quran. They are not virgins, they are white grapes! Got to pitty these dumb suicide bombers when they get to heaven and are given a plate of 74 white grapes.

2006-09-16 23:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

To be fair you have 72 virgins so you would only lose it once every 3 days

2006-09-16 23:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by angle_of_deat_69 5 · 0 0

YeA ! It`s exactly like being a whore . Houri = Whore . but I hadn`t heard of their restoration of virginity !

2006-09-16 23:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by Confused 4 · 0 0

But maybe in heaven there is no pain.

lol.

It does sound like this is all oriented to men, though. Yeh. (Sigh). OH well. Go figure.

2006-09-16 23:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A of case dumb being dumber that is you alright.Ouch Ouch.

2006-09-16 23:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by cittamara 2 · 0 0

Fortunately, the Islamic heaven is just as imaginary as the Christian one.

2006-09-16 23:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0 2

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