When people orgasm, they shout his name so it must give him a tickle in his love spuds...dont you think?
2006-09-16 23:10:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's the ticket Deggs. Keep winding the spring- now why did you ever think about leaving Answers?
2006-09-16 23:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello!! :o) God CREATES - He does not PROCREATE. Therefore there is no reason for God to BE 'horny'. But like Lisa Simpson once said, "I don't know who God is exactly - but I do know that He is more powerful then mom and dad put together!!" Maybe you should keep that in mind. God does not appreciate His Name being used in vain. Have a great day!! Craig!! :o)
2006-09-17 00:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does not get horny, no more than he gets angry, or jealous. The anthropormisation of divinity is what causes us to invest God with our own jealousies and desires, and use Him (it, Her) as a justification for our actions, such as going to war with another country. God is the divine within each and all of us, and not an external entity to whom we can look for guidance or protection.
2006-09-16 23:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure why not, he did mary and gave a holy son. Ask our christian brother for the juicy details.
2006-09-16 23:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by cittamara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the idea of an imaginary being having sexual fantasies.
2006-09-16 23:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only once every 2000 years or so... Know any good virgins?
2006-09-16 23:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why don`t people like you grow up
2006-09-16 23:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Trickle? I guess this drives him mad, like : "Another one lost virginity, who am I supposed to **** up now?!"
2006-09-16 23:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Randy Beaman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
which one?
2006-09-16 23:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Z ten 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god does not exist
2006-09-16 23:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by happy_84 k 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋