In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?' and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."
2006-09-16 22:12:38 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try this too:-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Akmg5riI8FNyyRgPSPEVKxnzy6IX?qid=20060916221254AAxcw9z
2006-09-16 22:27:56 · update #1
good one
2006-09-18 01:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke
2006-09-17 00:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by salima_guriya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a paraprofessional, work with children, this a good one. Sometimes this does happen in the classroom when you are giving a quiz(test).
thanks,
Beverly Smith
2006-09-17 01:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like one of my students. One of my 2nd level students once tried to turn a friends fist level notebook in.
2006-09-16 23:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by dtb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-17 05:22:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one! Liked it!
2006-09-16 22:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2006-09-16 22:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-16 22:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-16 22:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. He was fudging. LOL.
2006-09-17 01:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋