Two male buddies were walking through the woods when suddenly a poisonous snake jumps out of the bushes and bits one of the men in the penis! The man collapses to the ground while the other runs to town to get help. The guy arrives at a doctor's office and says...
"Help, help, my friend was bitten in the penis by a snake!"
The doctor replied "I'm not gonna be able to get my tools out to the woods in time, you'll have to go back & suck the venom out of your friend!"
" There has got to be another way!!!" said the guy and the doctor sighed." No, I'm sorry!"
The man ran back to the woods to find his poor friend lying on the ground in a lot of pain. The bitten man cried
"what did the doctor say?"
To which the friend replied.
"He said you're going to die!"
2006-09-16 22:02:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Poor man! That's not a true friend, either! LOL.
2006-09-17 01:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
lol
2006-09-17 06:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, he is not a good friend
2006-09-16 22:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read it some where but laughed a lot
2006-09-16 22:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
average
2006-09-16 22:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-16 22:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have red it somwewhere but its still funny
2006-09-16 22:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old sorry sweetheart ♥
2006-09-17 12:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋