Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,"It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. " Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told
him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story." "This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I locked the house with
both house and car keys inside. " I had to break a window to get my keys. Then driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. When I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat tire. When I finally got here, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on people and , all the time, the damn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued," Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pickup the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and broke." " Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.....and believe me, mister, as god is my witness, all I did was tell her."
2006-09-16 21:23:04 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!
Thanks,
Beverly Smith
2006-09-17 01:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing!
here's some 4 u!
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2006-09-16 21:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I bet he did!! LOL. Great one . That's a 10er. LOL.
Have a really nice Sunday, and a great new week!
2006-09-17 01:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha should have been a practical class
2006-09-16 22:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute â¥
2006-09-16 21:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"stick it up your ***" ahaha thats lofl
2006-09-16 21:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny
2006-09-16 21:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate that.
2006-09-16 21:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋