...for me to wear a face mask so I don't make the other passenger's nervous?
2006-09-16 21:14:00 · 20 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Travel ➔ Air Travel
Yes, the mask would help.
Also, get a little handbook called 'Conversational Talibanese: A Pocket Primer' printed, and take it on board. Every half an hour, yell a phrase at random, and when panic-stricken air marshalls rush over with guns, calmly show them what you meant by pointing at the appropriate English translation in the book.
Examples:
'I AM HIJACKING!' - 'I do a good Jack Nicholson impression, want to see it?'
'KABOOM!' - 'The bass on my iPod's really powerful, pity I can't show you right now.'
'FLY THIS PLANE INTO THE TRUMP TOWER NOW!' - 'I am singing the chorus to a rare Frank Sinatra song called 'Fly This Plane Into The Trump Tower Now'. What d'you mean, you don't know it?**
2006-09-17 02:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I recommend wearing a hockey goalie mask, horror movie style. That's sure to put your fellow passengers at ease.
Seriously, though, to get rid of a fake tan quickly, try exfoliating and lemon juice. Shaving is actually helpful too, as a form of exfoliation.
2006-09-16 21:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by paper.tiger 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldnt worry it will fade fast, maybe speed it along with a good scrub and some lemon juice. A face mask would freak me out loads more than a tangerine trolley dolly.
2006-09-16 21:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by beany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it, you know that you are not going to kill anyone, go ahead a have fun. If people look at you strange, just be polite and ask them if there is anything wrong, they will get embrassed and then they will think twice before they say anything to someone else.
Remmber terrorist come in all colors, and all parts of the world.
2006-09-16 21:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by jm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be a drama queen it's a fake tan! just buy some fake tan remover to take it down a bit' besides your going to the home of the fake USA. you'll fit right in.
2006-09-16 22:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by delelsbury 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares what others think dont go out of your way to make yourself uncomfortable so others feel more. if people are that concerned with a dark tan than they shouldnt be around people
2006-09-16 21:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by powersmitch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exfoliate .............that will get rid of some of it.............otherwise, just go ahead and wear the face mask and don't act suspiciously !!!! And don't wear one of those mad scarfs...you should be fine after your hours of interegation ...good luck
2006-09-16 21:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suggest walking to departures with head scarf and sunglasses maybe long coat if you have one...
keep head looking at the ground.. dont make eye contact with anyone.
sheepishly walk slightly sideways.. this is called crabbing!! so have you got that?
long coat, scarf and glasses, walk with head facing to ground, do not make eye contact with ANYONE and do some crabbing!!
Good Luck you will be fine!
2006-09-16 22:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by confused 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, stick with the tan and the stick from other passengers, you will do just fine sunshine !!
2006-09-16 21:26:37 · answer #9 · answered by hawkeye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wear a ski mask and see just how nervous you make them
2006-09-16 21:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋