I know Some may Have Heard this.......but others not !!!?

Question

Letter from Tassie Mum to Tassie Son...
Dear Son,
I'm writing this letter slow - because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20kms from your
home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the
Last
Tasmanian family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place
Is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so
well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and
haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week;
the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About
that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would
Be
Too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really
worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it
is yet so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks
just like your brother. Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some
men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had
Him
cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a Ute. Ralph was driving. He
rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mum
P.S. I was going to send you some money but I had already
sealed

Answer 1

Hahaha. That's great, wow, thnx for posting!!

Answer 2

I reall like your joke.. It was so funny!! really..

to get even here's one for you..



24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Answer 3

I had not. But I liked it so much I'm going to use parts of it. Time and time again. LOL





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Answer 4

Funny yes there are few already read it b4 and there are few who did not (you can count me on the second)

Answer 5

haha an oldie but a goodie, always good for laughs ♥

Answer 6

Hill Larry Us !!! Thumbs up!!!

Answer 7

thats cute. I never heard it before

Answer 8

good one,


NEver wish my mom to be like that.

Answer 9

hahaha...nice..i love it and never heard of it befor so thanks!!!keep postin'...

Answer 10

HA HA HA... NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE. IT WAS GOOD, THOUGH.